Team Rider | Competes: Surf

 

Nickname: Plankton, Thor, Dirtbag Carpenter

 

D.O.B: 11/4/81

 

Board of choice: Too many boards to choose from

 

Regular or Goofy: Regular

 

Ideal session: Barrels with buds

 

Shred crew: Jefe, Brian, Tea, Chris, Rob, Tony, Sean, Wilder, Trent, Urch, Ryan the Legend, Garrett, Andrew, Jesse, Luke, Troy

 

Stomping ground: North of Baja, South of Canada

 

Best place you’ve been: Certain caribbean islands that shall remain unnamed 

 

Morning or Afternoon: Morning

 

Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes

 

Drive or fly: Drive for leisure, fly for efficiency

 

Tattoos or piercing: None of that

 

Funnier in person or online: Isn't everyone better in person?

 

Last place you were naked: Side of the road somewhere when my towel failed me

 

What would your super power be: Breathe under water

 

When I am out surfing I like to... Nibble some kelp and chat with the sea lions

 

Dream Destination: Kiribati Islands

 

I know I shouldn't but I still... Drink beer occasionally before 12 pm

 

How did you get involved with shore lb? I was seduced by their suave and sexy lifestyle marketing campaign 

 

What does the phrase “shore lb.” mean to you? Momma Ocean takes her payments upfront

 

 

Shout-outs: dirt surfboards